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Change is dynamic, one minute you're addressed as "President", the next minute, change adds a prefix to your status, then you become "Ex-President", one minute you're in the "Presidential Villa", the next minute, change adds a prefix & suffix and sends you on your way to "Ex-President's Villa-ge", from "Ah Sow Rock" to "Oh 2 Okay", safe to say life is full of transitions. -sigh- "There is God ooo." Now imagine the type of "owambe"(party) Lady Faka Macbeth would have thrown if things had worked out as they had planned, it would have been epic. Talking about "owambes", I just remembered the first owambe I ever attended, thanks to Tolu & Adaeze that dragged me along. It was a cool saturday morning, I was dreaming, and in that dream, I was alone but could hear the chatter of Tolu, Adaeze & Ekaette, I looked around but saw no one, but I could distinctly hear them like they wer

My crush, Adaeze had to travel, the moment she mentioned she was leaving, I felt really terrible, I had gotten used to having & seeing her around.       "Awww, Papi my baeboo, I'll be back soon" Adaeze said.       "Abi you'll go with her?" Tolu       "Papi my man, hug me before I go" In all my life, I had never received a hug that tight & warm (well, except Ekaette's) , it felt so good, I could hug her forever, her body felt so soft and ... okay that's enough, I don't want you getting the wrong ideas & painting the wrong pictures in your minds. With Adaeze gone, I became Tolu's official handbag & bodyguard. Every outing with Tolu was always an avenue to learn something new, eat something new, visit places, meet people. My blackberry had refused to come on and needed to be fixed, computer village was the right place to go, since I had gone with Tolu before, I decided to go on my own, but before I left, Tolu, Eka

Picture Courtesy:  Neil Rosenthal Some of you know pain is relative, and if you didn't know, well, now you know. Asides pain, some other things are relative like joy, hunger, madness e.t.c. Yes I said "MADNESS", and today I'll tell you about the "Relativity Of/In Madness. Case study: Lagosians". First off, let's define the terms "Relativity" & "Madness", be calm, I'm not about to go Einstein on you. According to an online dictionary, Relativity can be defined as "dependence of a mental state upon the nature of the human mind." While Madness from the same dictionary is "1. insanity; lunacy, 2. extreme anger, excitement, or foolishness". After careful observations and thorough experiments (thanks to the availability of Lag rats everywhere, sorry! I meant "LAB RATS), I have arrived at the conclusion that madness is relative, you don't believe my theory? be calm still, whilst I elucidate (only mad

The epistle according to Papi. I was going about my duties quietly when Lady Faka Macbeth (a.k.a. Mama Peace, a.k.a. Dame Patience Jonathan. See, if you go outside & call her names, I no dey ooo) called me 'cause she was so eager to know what went down at the pool. I wish I had recorded the phonecall though, it was hiliarous. Anyway, that isn't the issue now, the gist is more important. Sunday afternoon, Tolu & Adaeze got bored, I was preparing to go commune with sleep when both of them came up with that "sweet" idea of going to swim, and like a bodygaurd I was dragged along. I had never been to a swimming pool, only saw it on TV. We got to the pool & Oh My God! The things I was seeing were pleasant to my eyes, mind, in fact every part of my body (well, the pancake-like upper chest regions of some ladies were an exception though), while Tolu & Adaeze went to change I just sat by the pool & fed my eyes, there were quite a lot of pretty ladies there

For fans of "The Boondocks", you know how Grandpa Freeman sings about "new shoes" or "soul plane"- yeah you garrit, that was how I woke up singing "Tuesday", as usual, I did everything I was supposed to do, had a bath, dressed, then went to the kitchen for breakfast, I was about to open the door when I heard Tolu & Ekaette gisting, for some strange "ameboish" (Ameboish is an english word, argue here \___/ ) reason, I stood & was listening.       "Tolu, between yesterday evening & now, you've been sweeter than usual" Ekaette said.       "Hehehehe, na God ooo" Tolu replied       "Ahn ahn, talk true joo"       "True joo" Tolu laughed       "And I wanted to do a red velvet for you, I change my mind" Ekaette teased. Wait!!! Red velvet? Was Ekaette a tailor too? I continued eavesdropping.        "Red... Wait, you're kidding me abi?" Tolu asked        "

Lagos is a very wonderful place with wonderful people, even the mad people are wonderful, so wonderful that they live like normal people, please tell me how and why a normal human being will buy 1 pure water (y'all remember Odunlade Adekola in Opa Kan- "pure water 5 naira, 5 naira"- emphasis on 5 naira) and present a five hundred naira note. Anyway today's not for talking about the mad peoples of Lagos, that's an exclusive for another time. Tolu's birthday ended on a happy note, I slept better than a baby & if you think I saw Adaeze in my dream, then you need to have a rethink because I didn't even dream. Monday morning came, I woke then stayed in bed a while, thinking about my experience the previous day, the lift, escalator, big screen, hot dog, Adaeze, Adaeze's kiss on my cheek- I smiled, that was sweet, tuesday which was the next day felt like a year away, I just couldn't wait to see Adaeze my crush. My mind went back to the hotdog, the th

And so it was, that Ekaette showed me a whole new world, a whole new world of se---- nevermind, I actually intended to say "a whole new world of sensible stuff" for some of you with pervy minds. Well, she taught me a lot of stuff, and I was a fast learner- do the maths or biology- whatever!. If at this point you still think I'll go into details of how we got down, "na to give you stool + shaving stick/black hair dye, 'cause you go old there". Ekaette was a wonderful female human specie, scratch that "wonderful", she was "OneDearFull", we just clicked and became beneficial friends without attached strings (hey, I know many of you have seen the movies "Friends With Benefits" & "No Strings Attached") *Unlooking*, then came Madam's Niece and I did what I was instructed to do, and that was to assist her at the supermarket, so everyday I got to the supermarket before her & left after her. We never really talked-